I’m new

Oh kids, tomorrow is day one of the new job… I’m so nervous! As mentioned in a previous post, I’m really not very good at easing people into my weirdness! And now, I no longer have the upper hand of seniority. What do/did you do to get over first day nerves? Help 🙂 Advertisements

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Seeing people

Hey, hi, how you doing? Welcome back to my journey in singletown. It’s been a crazy couple of months and I have no idea where to begin. Kids, mumma has a job!!! I start there reeeeal soon! Hooray! I also am semi seeing someone but not really because I don’t know what life is? This […]

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Well… fancy meeting you here! Ah yes, it’s been a while and deary gracious has there been a lot of changes! So firstly, if you’re going through a breakup (or not) please join me as I laugh/cry hysterically eating whatever is in the fridge. Thats right, you guessed it. I’m officially single and have been […]

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New person

Well hello my loves, Happy whatever day of the week it is, I’m glad we’ve made it this far. Let me just say, I’m generally not a person.. you know.. like I’m not a morning person (nope) but I’m also not a night person (nope lucky if I’m out of bed after 8:30). I’m like […]

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Oh hey, this is future Lon here. I actually wrote this months ago but didn’t post it until now. So this is in regards to the London attach in March 2017. Kbyex Hello lovely humans, Today is not a happy day and like many, I’m going to write about it. Let’s just for a minute […]

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School of Vagina Wizardry.

Well, howdy do. I’ve come back from overseas. That’s right, I went somewhere other than to my fridge! I know, I’m as impressed as you are. So I went to Thailand recently and the place is flipping beautiful. Whilst basking in this countries glory, I couldn’t help but notice some pretty messed up things. And […]

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It’s been a while…

Hello humans (and possibly aliens?) I know… it’s been a while. So how the flipping Doo-bah-Doo are you?! Today I’m going to write about things I haven’t done in a while. So be prepared, this might get deep.. It might not. You’ll just have to read on! So here it is. Four things I haven’t […]

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